parselmouth:

leighway:

• omg no that love note bit in POA is so hilarious to me though
• like i’m thinking about it and there are tears in my eyes i’m laughing so hard
• harry is dealing with dementors, and his parents’ alleged murderer being on the loose trying to kill him, and that one dude with the missing nose, and generally trying not to get dead
• meanwhile draco is like POTTER PAY ATTENTION TO ME
• WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME
• POTTER
• POTTER PAY ATTENTION
• LOOK AT THIS DRAWING I DID OF YOU POTTER MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN YOU GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING I THOUGHT OF THAT ALL ON MY OWN YOU KNOW IT’S VERY SYMBOLIC AND GOES WITH THE FUGLY SCAR ON YOUR FOREHEAD
• POTTER
• OKAY WELL YOU’RE STILL NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME SO I’M GOING TO DRESS UP AS A DEMENTOR AND MAKE YOU FAINT AGAIN
• I CAN PICTURE IT PERFECTLY YOU SEE BECAUSE I’VE BEEN DOING IMPRESSIONS OF YOU FAINTING ALL YEAR NOT THAT YOU’VE NOTICED BECAUSE YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH YOURSELF
• I WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE PERSONALLY
• BEING OBSESSED WITH YOU I MEAN
• POTTER
• DID YOU LIKE MY DRAWING?
• ACKNOWLEDGE ME DAMN YOU DIDN’T YOUR PARENTS EVER TEACH YOU MANNERS HA HA OH THAT’S A GOOD ONE I NEVER GET TIRED OF THOSE JOKES
• 

 #the more you think about it the more it becomes a taylor swift song about being a misunderstood homosexual

(via notaudreyparker)